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Tapping Away in the Middle of the Night

Tapping Away in the Middle of the Night

It's Funny to Me …

Author: Clean

David Scott Aubrey is a world-renowned artist and writer, with works numbering in the hundreds of millions across media and genres of all types. Some of his best-known works include the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, For A Man, I'm Lactating Just Right, the Eisner Award-winning comic book series, Christ! What's That Under My Foot?! and the Myer Award-winning performance art piece, Damn, Gravity, You Comfy, Comfy Bitch! where he maintains a marathon seven hour stint in front of a large television whilst sleeping on a recliner in an air-conditioned room on a hot summer's day in a post-ironic protest against global warming. His latest work is another performance art piece called, The Clean Fund, where he attempts to disprove The Secret's Law of Attraction by daring people to send him large sums of money for absolutely nothing in return. Those who wish to disprove his disproval can send money. Those who want to prove his disproval can send money, too. Uh ... wait, I'm confused! Ehh ... just send money. His Archibald Prize-winning series of Surrealist paintings, Yes, A Rhino's Horn Up the Backside Would Be a Pain in the Arse, I'd Imagine can be seen at the National Gallery until the 15th. You can also find copies of his new ARIA Award-winning CD, Noises I Make to Clear Elevators 2 online if you're fast enough.

Happy Birthday, Ravo!

smoky the bear is pissed

July 13, 2016 by Clean

Happy New Year

… you ‘horrible lot! 🎆 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJR44H48POo

December 31, 2015 by Clean

Merry Christmas

You ‘orrible lot!  

December 24, 2015 by Clean

Ravo’s on WordPress

Just a FYI: https://davidlcoxdotme1.wordpress.com/

November 27, 2015 by Clean

Dear George

Senator the Hon George Brandis QC – Parliament of Australia senator.brandis@aph.gov.au It’s come to my attention that you’re hoping to protect the citizens of our great country… Read more “Dear George”

March 4, 2015 by Clean

Merry Christmas

… you ‘orrible lot.

December 25, 2014December 25, 2014 by Clean

Has Anyone Heard from Erwin (Wulpen)?

Got an email from Ravo asking if I could make a post about a conversation/post on Vivaldi that was (apparently) from Erwin’s wife. It’s clearer if I… Read more “Has Anyone Heard from Erwin (Wulpen)?”

March 13, 2014 by Clean

Inanymity (A Short Story)

Bureau took some time to process the news. “Ernest … is dead?” Clock – who knew more than most because if its vantage point on wall above… Read more “Inanymity (A Short Story)”

January 6, 2014 by Clean

Sympathetic Ears (A Short Story)

“There ya go. First one’s on the house … you look like you could use it”. The haggard man blinked and shook his head, as if coming… Read more “Sympathetic Ears (A Short Story)”

January 6, 2014 by Clean

A Close Shave (A Short Story)

In the quiet of the bathroom, the packet seemed to crinkle like overhead thunder as Peter opened it. As can happen with such things, though, the disposable… Read more “A Close Shave (A Short Story)”

January 6, 2014 by Clean

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