Neighbour has aviary.
Neighbour goes into aviary to give birds inside fresh food and water.
Neighbour is much larger than birds inside.
Birds inside freak out at big thing entering aviary.
Neighbour introduces birds to calming technique: Bellows at top of lungs, “Aw, settle down, ya fuckheads!”
Calming technique mysteriously doesn’t work.
Neighbour goes away. Has good, hard think about where career as bird whisperer heading.